January 2011
12 posts
Stuck Between Stations →
Pinning down exactly what Vernon Wells is and means is, as it turns out, quite difficult. Writing about the Vernon Wells trade without mention money is nearly impossible. Writing about the Vernon…
The First Step in the De-Citofication Process →
Despite the slightly incendiary title, I come today not to bury Cito. Nor do I plan to excrete anything on or around his grave. I hope to pose a simple question1: should Vernon Wells continue as the…
An Interesting Spin on an Age-Old Tale →
Annually updated “Best Shape of His Life” articles are a tired spring training trope. Consequently, pointing out the sportswriter’s Vernal Equinox tradition has become a cliché itself. The number of…
Playing to the Base (Let's Talk About Feelings) →
This should be a happy time for Jays fans. It is a happy time. Roberto Alomar, local folk hero, enshrined in the Hall of Fame! The first to go in as a Blue Jay! Excitement! Unfortunately the scrutiny…
I Defy You to Make Sense of Jesse Litsch →
There is no middle ground on Jesse Litsch. You either think he’s the worst starter the Jays have, or simply bad. So polarizing! Might he be the fifth starter, or fighting for the long man role?…
Summer!
“I, um, I just want you to be happy.”
NO YOU DON’T TOM, YOU FUCKING LIAR
Year in Review
So close yet still so far.
